Here are a couple of suggestions:
"Hey Thingy, I have an e-com site, how can you help me?"
"Hey Thingy, how can you engage with my visitors?"
"Hey Thingy, how can you help with online training?"
"Thingy, how can you help me reduce cart abandonment and improve conversions?"
"Hey Thingy, can you follow up with potential customers?"
"Hey Thingy, how can you increase my website's revenue?"
